Boss just poked his head in the door and said that you can check for blown intake plenum seals if they are blown across by removing a plug and then inducing smoke or air into the cylinder adjacent he said it drove him nuts.

Is the condensor full of crud? Any underhood cowling or underengine plastic missing?

This one sounds fun brother. I searched these symptoms in Identifix (Napafix if you're a Napa Autocare Center its a better deal), and it mimics what you've already been down. It had this to say about the codes setting specifically: "The coil primary codes will set if the PCM has identified the loss ...